lt's those men. Come on, you've got to start!
You're whipping a dead horse, muchacho.
We gotta get out of here, Ocho!
This is our car now. Go play someplace else.
Okay, muchacho.
You feeling better, Ocho.
You look good, Ocho. Like a real taxi.
Now we're gonna make lots of money.
Then Paco never has to take nothing from nobody again.
Just relax, sonny.
Now, where is it?
Where's what?
There was some film in the wallet you took from us in Puerto Vallarta.
When we got it back, it was missing.
Now, where is it?
l don't know. Maybe it got mixed up.
What do you mean, mixed up?
With the other man's wallet.
He's lying.
Maybe. Maybe not.
Now, you listen to me. l want that film back.
l don't care how you do it.
Just get it back.
Because if you don't...
He's gonna cut this car of yours up into tiny little pieces.
You understand, kid? Little strips to hang on your Christmas tree.
Comprende?
Sì.
You know, Pete, l was just thinking.
Do you realise that that car could have put us in the big time?
We could've been international celebrities.
You know what l mean?
Endorsements. Groupies chasing after us.
lt's that kid. Murphy's law took over when we ran into that brat.
Hi, guys.
Speaking of four-foot crimewaves!
l come to say l sorry if l make trouble for you.
Well, fine. See you around.
Paco go. l just want you not be mad at me.
Now, don't start that. Nobody's mad.
lt's water over the dam.
l'm sorry. Please. You forgive me?
Fine, kid. No hard feelings. Forget it.
Straight back there, through that hallway and to the right.
Gracias.
Gloryoski, just makes you feel good all over.
He did it again!
Come back here, you little...
- Hey, that's our car! - Our car? How can that be our car?
l don't know. Let's get him.
We better get outta here or those guys'll get you back.
Shepard's ready. He's got the plane.
Good. Here comes the boy.
Why, that little double-crossing... Come on!
Taxi. Taxi!
l can get in here.
lt's a little tight. Pardonnez moi, señor.
l'm in. l'm in.
Can l get in.
- Pier Six, the Sun Princess. - Pier Five, the Windsong.
- You! - You!
- l'm terribly sorry. - l'm so excited.
- l must return to my ship. - l'm so pleased.
You can have the cab after that.
- Pier Six... - Pier Five.
- We're in real trouble now, Ocho. - ..and full steam ahead!
Where in blazes are you going, driver?
No comprendo, señor.
You people comprendo enough when you want to.
Wait a minute.
lt's that same kid.
And here's the biggie. l think it's the same car.
lt's a ghost!
Let me out of here.
lt's the yardarm for you.
l can't stop now, señor.
Look!
Melissa. Melissa!
Help!
- Help. l'm being shanghaied! - Melissa!
Help, Melissa!
Help, l'm being shanghaied!
The kid robbed us again.
- He's shanghaied them! - Shanghaied?
Señor. Stop! Could you please stop?
¡Por favor! ¡Alto!
¡Por favor! ¡Alto! Please stop.
¡Por favor, señor!
¡Muchas gracias! How much?
- How far you want to go? - No, how much for the whole bus?
ls $340 enough?
Lady, you got yourself a bus.
Next bus, please!
Now, listen to me, son.
lf you don't release me this instant,
l'll have you tied to a cannon to be discharged at sunset!
l can't stop. Two men said they'd cut up Ocho into pieces,
and two other men are very mad at me.
ls that banging noise new?
Just louder. lt might throw a rod.
ls that serious?
Not if it happens in front of a hotel.
Are we still in Panama?
Panama's long gone.
What? Let me out of here!
Can't, capitán, there's some men after me.
No, Ocho, not in there.
What was that?
We're at the bullfights, capitán.
Oh, this is exciting.
l think it will be, señora.
What did he mean by that?
God bless you.
Turn in there.
- This can't be right. - Back up.
We're gonna...
What are we gonna do?
Just ignore him.
Come on. Get it off the car.
Come on!
Oh, interesting. Hey!
Please get us out of here.
l'm not asking for myself. l'm very worried about this lady.
- How thoughtful. - Just shut up!
That first gangway. Move it.
Look out, Ocho!
We're stopped. Where's the bull?
There he is.
What a magnificent animal.
l think you can see him better from here.
Go away, bull.
Ocho, are we gonna let him get away with that?
Yes, you are. Let's get out of here.
Ocho, he's gonna kill you. You just can't stand here doing nothing.
You've gotta fight. Take a good look at him.
He's a killer!
He is going to fight.
Thattaboy, Ocho!
l can't believe this!
30 years at sea, and l'm gonna die in a bullring.
Hey, toro. Toro!
Toro. Hey, toro. Toro!
No toros!
Toro. Toro. Toro!
Hey, toro!
Good, Ocho!
Thattaboy. Stay with him!
Olé, Ocho!
Attaboy, Ocho. You take him now!
Look, son, l want you to know that l think of you as my son.
lf you get us out of here, l'll make you first mate of the Sun Princess.
And you and your little car can stay in the Lanai suite
and eat at my table every night.
The big boat will take you anywhere you want to go, okay?
Don't worry, capitán. We got him now.
Toro. Over here, toro. Come on, over here, toro!
Toro. Toro. Attaboy, Ocho. Toro!
He's getting close, Ocho.
l'm gonna be sick!
They got voodoo down here. You know that?
He's had enough.
Let's go.
Come on.
They want us to take a bow, all of us.
Oh, wait. Come on.
Nothing in this world will induce me to go out--
- They'll be disappointed. - Don't pull on me.
Don't do that!
You too, capitán. Take a bow.
What's wrong, Ocho?
Wait a minute!
- l told you. - Let's get Shepard and the plane.
Oh, Captain. That boy's...
That boy's in trouble!
Help him. Help!
Can't we go any faster?
- Oh, we could. But we'd have to walk. - The fact that we're moving at all
violates every principle of the internal combustion engine.
Hey, wait a minute.
lt's Aunt Louise!
And Captain Blythe?
Aunt Louise, are you all right?
Ecstatic! Well...
We just fought a bull and brought it to a standstill.
- Looks like you lost, Captain. - Reverse your course.
We can't, we have to find that boy. There's some men after him.
What if he doubled back on us?
We'd have seen him. There's only one road around here.
Just keep looking for that crazy car.
- He doesn't understand "bracket". - All right, get some wire.
Wire.
Wire. Wire.
Wire?
Wire... wire.
Wire?
Sounds like... fire.
Sì. Fuego. ¡Sì!
Okay, he's gonna get some. All right.
Fuego.
Señor, no.
The Sun Princess. Tell the mate l've been stranded in Timbio.
The Sun Princess. lt's a ship.
Sheep? Sheep?
- No, not a sheep. lt's a ship. - Bueno. Princesa sheep.
Not sheep. That's "baa-baa". This is "toot-toot"!
What do you mean "no comprende"?
ln San Augustin, not far from here,
they have monolithic statues that... Well, they go back to 500 BC.
But nobody knows who made them or where they came from.
l wish l could help you.
l'm sure you'd find a cold six-pack much more exciting.
Oh, now have l hit on something that you hold dear and sacred?
Look, l led you on. l apologise.
Please don't. l'll just have an electrocardiogram when l get home.
But l can assure you, there's been no damage.
We're wasting valuable time bickering.
Who knows what's happened to that boy by now.
l'll just see what's holding up the Captain.
Why are you all staring at me?
lt's a conspiracy. What?
- Sì, sesenta centavos. - Si... what?
Siesta centavos.
Okay, don't go away. l'll get it for you.
Siesta centavos.
Siesta centavos!
We're getting it. l beg you, don't hang up.
l'll be right with you.
l love your country. lt's very colourful.
Your children have such expressive faces.
Look alive with that change, woman!
No, please. Don't go away! l'll get it for you. l'll get it.
Are you still there? Hello?
Hello? Hello?
She's gone!
lt took me two hours just to get the operator. And she's gone!
Just like that!
Hello?
De nada.
- How will l explain this to the company? - You tell Aunt Louise all about it.
- They'll take away my command. - Yes.
- They'll take away my sheep. - Your sheep.
l think we lost them. One thing l still can't figure out,
why would those men want a picture like this, Ocho?
lt's kinda lonely around here, huh, Ocho?
When we're safe from those men,
we go back where there's lots of people, huh?
We've got 'em. Why don't we go down and force them off the road?
Because we just might come off second best.
What's a Bug and a kid gonna do?
Something quite unexpected, l assure you.
We'll wait till it stops.
- Will it make Chiclayo? - Not a prayer.
- How long do you give it? - About a minute.
Maybe we should alert the Captain. He'd want to know.
He'll be alerted... any second now.
Sound general quarters.
- Captain. - Then it's every man for himself!
Have you put out distress signals?
Oh, we will. Five of them.
Maybe we can go to Santiago and work there, Ocho.
Those men will never find us there.
Don't worry, Ocho, l'll take care of you.
¡Sì!
Wake up, Ocho, we gotta go to work. A man in the cantina needs a taxi.
We can siesta later.
Someone want a taxi?
Just the driver.
Let me go. Let me go. Let me go!
Let me go!
No.
Let me go!
Ocho!
Let me go. Let me go. Help!
Ocho!
Bye-bye.
How's it going?
l'm telling them not to hold the ship at Port of Spain,
but go directly to Tobago where l'll join them there.
l hate to think what's happened to that ship in my absence.
Get this to the communications centre of the Sun Princess.
Are you certain that the pigeon understands?
Sì, señor capitán.
He certainly knows his pigeons.
There's an airport in Chiclayo 1 2 miles further on.
But there's no transportation from here to Chiclayo.
lt's the same car. l was so worried. Thank heavens!
lt's the same car, but where's the boy?
- He wants to tell us something. - lt's a car, woman, not Lassie!
Where's Paco?
Something terrible's happened to him. Everybody, get in.
l am not getting into that sardine can again!
lt's a 1 2-mile walk to Chaclayo, so make up your mind.
And hurry.
Get in here!
Hold on!
What about that down there?
Yeah, that could be it.
Gentlemen, we're right on the money.
Together, now. Pull!
- What do you think? - Gold. Probably pure gold!
More than that, it has tremendous archaeological value.
- Do you think there's more? - Plenty!
What do we do with it?
l say we get this out of here now,
then come back with tools and do it up right. Okay?
You got it.
- Wait. What about me? - Get out of here!
l don't like leaving that kid back there.
Don't worry about him. He's not going anywhere.
- Does anyone know where we are? - The car does, l'm sure.
Well, ask it. l would, but we're not on speaking terms.
This is ridiculous. Somebody ought to do something.
We better just sit tight.
Easy for you.
Ocho!
Paco.
What are you doing out here in the jungle? We were worried sick.
Those men were stealing gold.
Big gold like this.
Where'd they get gold around here?
Right there. lt looks like lnca ruins.
Sì, it's lnca.
They will fly away the gold and melt it. l hear them.
l'll see that the matter is brought to the attention
of the proper authorities when we put in at Rio.
That might be too late.
Go, Ocho!
What's that?
Come on. Give us a hand. Let's keep moving.
Oh, no. lt's that car!
- lt ate it. lt ate the gold! - How did it get out here?
- There goes a million bucks. - No way!
700 miles on a banana boat with wheels.
l'll be laughed off the Caribbean.
lt worked, didn't it? Those men in the aeroplane couldn't find us.
lt was a good idea, Paco. How much farther?
We're practically there.
Okay, get ready to peel off.
Sorry.
We're looking for Dr De Moraes' office.
He's upstairs, in the main building.
l'll call the police. Hello.
You go on. l'll wait here.
May l use your phone? lt's very important. Thank you.
Hey!
Are you going towards the sea? lt's vitally important l return to my ship.
Wait! Wait!
- Dr De Moraes? - Yes?
You have no idea what we've gone through to get this to you.
And what we've gone through to get it from you.
When we couldn't find you on the highway, we decided that you'd either
gone to the nearest police station
or to the world's foremost authority on lnca civilisation.
l guessed right.
Nice ripe bananas.
Nice ripe bananas. Get them while they last. Very cheap.
Nice ripe bananas. Let's make a deal on a peel.
Let's do this thing together. l don't want this to get away from us.
Ocho, listen. Sounds like the plane those men had. Let's go see.
They can't do anything. Come on.
Ocho, what are you gonna do? They're taking the gold.
Attaboy, Ocho!
Easy. Whoa!
Sorry, boss!
- Hey, come on! Hurry up, let's go! - Get this thing off of me!
Cut it out, will you?
lt's heavy!
- Get off my foot! - l'm not on your foot.
Help me get to the plane.
Ready? Fire!
Say what you want about voodoo,
but where l come from, cars don't throw bananas.
Just get it in the plane!
Ocho, they're getting away. Hurry!
Come on. Let's get this thing out of here.
With this extra weight, l'll need the whole field to take off.
Hurry up. Here it comes again.
You think he's gonna try and hijack us?
Anything's possible with that thing!
Get 'em, Ocho! Stay with 'em!
- l wonder what it's gonna do now? - l don't know.
Well, take off. Come on, take off!
l'm trying!
Shake 'em, Ocho!
l can't take off with all that weight in the tail. Go get it.
- Catch it when l raise the tail. - Gotcha.
Go for it, Ocho. Now!
Hang on!
Shake it off!
He's gonna ram us!
Do something!
- Why are we going in circles? - Because he broke my tail.
Get in front of him. Make him stop.
Get this thing off the ground.
- We're gonna hit him. Pull up! - She's stalling!
- What's the matter? - The throttle jammed open!
My wings!
- Can you step it up? - l'm hurrying!
- Help. Move your feet forward. - Got it.
Policìa. l'm so glad you're here. l was the one who called you.
Stay with 'em! Go, go. He's hurting!
Can't you go any faster?
The oil pressure's down. l don't want to ruin my plane!
They've got the gold!
Stop. Don't let them get away!
Okay, Ocho, you got 'em now. Give it to 'em!
You did it!
Paco. Paco!
That's it. Paco. Are you all right?
Ocho and me, we're okay. You ought to see those other guys.
Gorgeous. Just magnificent!
l always felt, Captain, that you have a deep appreciation for...
..beauty.
l've never seen anything like it.
Any man of the sea who wouldn't want her rolling under him
is ready for dry dock.
Wow!
Magnificent!
l'm not admitting the kid's a better driver than l am.
But he sure can get more out of that car than l can.
They're really...
Simpático.
Yeah. Simpático.
Well?
lf l had billowed out like a schooner under full sail, l might've...
..shivered his timbers.
- l hope we win this one. - Don't you worry, Aunt Louise.
This car's gonna win the Gran Premio of Brazil.
That's right.
Driver, start your engine!
Paco, Paco. Muy bueno.
Looking good, Ocho.
Why do you keep calling this car Ocho? Ocho means eight.
Can't you read numbers?
Sure l can. Five and three are eight. Anyone knows that.
Well, let's have a toast. To victory in Rio.
Victory in Rio.